For those of you who aren’t eating animal products but still want to celebrate the holidays or any family feast with a semblance of good old-fashioned American tradition, here’s a product you should try. VegeUSA’s vegan whole turkey looks pretty much like a real turkey (which is a little creepy) and even has a “skin” made of soy (even creepier). But once you get past the “why the hell are these people trying to so accurately copy the look and texture of a giant turkey” concept, this thing is actually pretty damn good. It tastes as close to turkey as any fake meat product I’ve found, and there’s even a cavity for stuffing and potentially to get your wristwatch or other jewelry items lost in. So, the next time you want to entertain your family but don’t want to chop up a rotting, adrenaline-and-toxin soaked, cancer-and-heart-disease-causing bird carcass, check out this product. Ingredients and company info via the link below.