Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from “The Jersey Shore” is hawking a new vodka that’s apparently infused with protein. I guess he’s a great spokesman for the product because of his creepy Tyrannosaurus Rex arms and the fact that he probably goes through a tub of whey protein each week. He’s not really the picture of health to begin with, but unfortunately I’ve got to deliver some more bad news to him. The protein that the “Devotion” vodka is laced with is casein, the very protein that T. Colin Campbell has shown is highly correlated to the growth of cancer cells.
Don’t believe me? Read The China Study. The Situation probably should but I’m not sure he can read. So if you’re up for getting wasted while increasing your cancer risk at the same time, you can’t go wrong with Devotion Vodka.